Admiral's Log Stardate 52274.1...

[Fleet Adm. John Ambrose]

"Admiral's log stardate 52274.1. We just completed our patrol runs today. It was actually quite quiet, maybe just a bit TO quiet. Especially for me. An old chap like me doesn't like it when War is quiet, it means something's up. And when something's up, that's usually a bad thing. I can tell that my crew's on edge, even now. I just hope we don't go insane out here. Computer, end log," said the Admiral.

No, this Admiral wasn't a Rear Admiral or Vice Admiral, he was, plain and simple, an admiral. And yes, he had four pips. And this Admiral was just finishing his patrol runs which he had been schudled for a few months now. And then his crew had finished them, and that's when it happened. The Red Alert siren was blazing red, and the ship darkened.

"Admiral to the bridge," said the XO. This particular commander, the Admiral couldn't seem to remember his name.

Running as fast as he could, being fifty and all, to the turbolift and basically screaming to the computer, 'Bridge', he had made it there within seconds.

He straightened and flattened out his uniform, and then proceeded down to the command chair. Then just as he took a seat, that's when his commander gestured to the view screen. On the view screen were three Dominion Bugships.

It seems we found ourselves some trouble, thought the Admiral, grinning.

"Ready phasers on the center bugship. Be ready to turn to coordiantes 372 mark 26 on my mark..." said the Admiral. The battle was about to begin.

[Fleet Adm. John Ambrose]

"They're taking attack posture," said the tactical officer in as low voice, acting as if the Dominion crew could hear them.

"Fire!" roared the Admiral.

The torpedo bays and phaser arrays suddenly came to life. The phaser array made brilliant long strips of bright orange light, which impacted the Dominion ships' shields. The torpedoes, both blue and orange, also made impact.

The large ship turned slightly to port and began moving forward, slowly. You could see the bug ships aiming for the rear torpedo bay, starboard nacelle and the starboard phaser arrays. On the other hand, the Guardian was attacking the two closest bug ships, aiming for the bridge and the engineering station.

On the bridge of the Guardian, sparks were flying everywhere. Everyone was grasping their consoles for dear life, so that they wouldn't be completely thrown from their post.

[Fleet Adm. John Ambrose]

The Admiral looked to his XO, who would've been knocked out if not for the new 'airbags' you could say were installed... and they weren't just on the bridge either.
"Turn to port and fire on the second bugship aiming for our nacelle!"
THe Guardian took a sharp turn to the left and began to bombard the one bugship with all it's forward weapons, while just trying to keep the ones behind them off their tail.
"Excelerate to full impulse! Make them trail us!"
The Guardian turned away from the bugships and began heading away from the battle grounds swiftly. But the bugships followed, though damaged, and began bombarding the large Akira class.
"Fire all rear weapons!"
The rear phasers came online and began to target the bugships. The four torpedo bays at the back also came online and immediately began firing. But being the smaller, more maneuverable ships, the bugships easily dodged most of them. But one quantum torpedo hit the most damaged bugship and it was destroyed.
"Any thoughts, Commander?" he asked his XO.
The Admiral gave the order; the Guardian took a sharp turn and began to do a parallel attack run against the bugships. It hit some of them, and then the Guardian rounded on the bugships, coming to a full stop and facing them. Bad idea. It seemed they were going to ram the ship...

[Captain Sascha Maraj]

"Hey! I'm in the bathroom! Would you guys stop bouncing the ship around?!?! Yelled Lieutenant Parker over comm.
"You mean there's actually a bathroom on this ship?" Replied the helmsman.
"There better not be any airbags in the bathroom."
Suddenly, an airbag pops out of the toilet.

[Fleet Adm. John Ambrose]

(THis wasn't really meant to be a comical RP...)

[Fleet Adm. John Ambrose]

1) It's the Dominion War... Star Trek 2) Comedy RP's most certainly do not look like this. It was meant to be serious 3) I really don't like comedy RP's unless they're by someone good with that kind of stuff